There's tremendous improvement in the economy of India. India's
exports
increase, imports decrease. India becomes a super power as Economy is
Power.
That is this.
 Yes.
From today on,
"ONE INDIAN RUPEE = FORTY-FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS"
Imgaine... from then, this may happen...

SCENE 1

Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York, US

Some s/w engineers are seeing some photographs.

s/w engg 1 : What's that?

s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India.

s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?

s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Ranganathan
Street,TNagar,Chennai

s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He's got an TVS 50 also.

s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). .This guy enjoys life maan...

s/w engg 3 : You know how much an TVS 50 cos! ts? Nearly 200K. Say it
in dollars...

s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.

s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.

[Everybody excited.]

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SCENE 2

Venue: Sun microsystems, SanFrancisco, California, US

s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will
            flyto India

s/w engg 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party?

s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.

s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?

s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in Gummidipoondi.

s/w engg 2 : Oh! Gummidipoondi.Great yaar. where it is...

s/w engg 1 : It is in Madras.

s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like
California.You'll
              love the weather yaar. One of my friends is in          
   Jaipur,Rajasthan...He says it's the ultimate place to              
live in.  Cool maan.

s/w engg 2! : Who is the client yaar?

s/w engg 1: You know Madras Municipal Corporation?

s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MMC. One of my friends is there in the Road
                Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar.
                People are working in the cutting edge of technology
                there.

s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of
             the GCU.

s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?

s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.

s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about that country. You
                   can get a job which requires all your skill.
                   Not like here. See I'm writing software for the
                   space shuttle remote control.
                    ! I hate this.

s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my  Hotmail id. You can
             send your  resume to me and I'll forward it to the HRD.

[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]

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SCENE 3

Venue: IBM, New York, US

(Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.)

Male : Hi!

Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India soon.

Male : What??

Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing
        his Ph.D in Cuddalore College and he's coming here for a month.
        His study will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in  
        CEB (Cuddalore Electricity Board). We planned to settle in      
       Cuddalore itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's      
       see...

Male: Good luck... dont forget us & US...

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SCENE 4

Venue: Intel Corp. US

s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got admission in the
Tagore
            Arts College in Pondicherry  with scholarship for B.A      
            History.A great new field  yaar...

            All are excited...

George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.

s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.

s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh...man, enjoy your life there?

s/w engg 2 : : Got full aid, eh?

George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees per
           Year.

s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.

s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...!
              that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars...