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Re: Tavares: TOTAL COLLAPSE

ironw...@hotmail.com (Grand Mal) — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 03:40:21 UT

It's been a very warm winter here this year.
But there's been a lot of earthquakes elsewhere.
Buffoons. All of them.

Re: People, the olympics are over

nos...@microsoft.net (Mannificent) — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:02:24 UT

Team "Canada" was a joke. They ran a "weeze so skilled, don't need to
hit anyone" platform for about 20 seconds until Switzerland (with 2
NHL players on it) completely and totally embarrassed them once
again. Then the NHL brass raced into the dressing room begging those
"incredibly talented" players to rock the boards or else dimwits like

Tavares: TOTAL COLLAPSE

hungryl...@mailnew.com (HungryLion) — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 11:22:41 UT

Dudes been a bust. Something like 9 points in the last 40 games. -18
for the year. He's crapped the bed.
But the dopes in Edmonton are absolutely thrilled to finish last so we
get some REAL talent.
What morons.

Quinn, I'm jumpin off a bridge

hungryl...@mailnew.com (HungryLion) — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 08:18:36 UT

because Dustpan is sucking wood because he hates this shit town
again. I can't wait for Jordy and Taylor U-Haul and the oligarch made
the popcorn pails smaller.

People, we are carbon emitters

hungryl...@mailnew.com (HungryLion) — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 08:09:17 UT

People, all you can command in the global labor mawket is 0.40 cents/
hr.
AND YOU EMIT CARBON
That means you are a liability to this planet and that makes David
Suzeeki very unhappy.

I'm awaiting Taylor U-Hall.

hungryl...@mailnew.com (HungryLion) — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 08:05:59 UT

to save Petmonton. Apparently, he has a very bad attitude and is
immature. Look, if this dude gets 3 goals in his first 20 games,
fuck, thats good enough for me. Give him at least 85 mill up front so
we can lock him up as a tremendous asset like Shawn horcoff. Its only
the Stupid Taxpayer and a worthless shit currency so why not?

Petmonton is collapsing

hungryl...@mailnew.com (HungryLion) — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 08:01:56 UT

Good thing we have local news like CFRN to cover it. I just wonder
what happened to the CFRN sign? ROFLMAO.
But I can't wait for the new arena to revive this joke of a city. I'm
sure after blowing a billion or so we'll be able to sell it for a few
hundred thousand like the Pontiac silverdome.

Re: Curling defines Western Civilization

hungryl...@mailnew.com (HungryLion) — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 07:52:11 UT

Wait, forgot about Monsanto, ah yes, got some Roundup in my
tummy, ...ROFLMAO. Love those stupid farmer commercials "Got some
seed from Big Bro Monsanto, now I can prosper"...uh I'm getting
hungry, better head down to Baldy's Meat Shop for Morons to get some
fine factory made cow so that I dont' miss any ghetto culture on

Re: People, the olympics are over

hungryl...@mailnew.com (HungryLion) — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 07:40:36 UT

Re: People, the olympics are over

ironw...@hotmail.com (Grand Mal) — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:06:56 UT

news:nk7mn.67845$Db2.10449@edtnps83...
Hey, don't feel bad. Beat him like a Kitsilano cowboy on a Surrey sidewalk.

Re: People, the olympics are over

nos...@microsoft.net (Mannificent) — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:43:31 UT

Yeah, and Team Canada won haha. You, of course wailed on them like a
useless moron that you are.
So keep bringing your stupid utterly pitiful predictions - amusement value
that it has.
(How do you like being called childish names - I am embarrassed to write
like that, but you are deserving)

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People, the olympics are over

hungryl...@mailnew.com (HungryLion) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:32:53 UT

Please resume the currency debauchery and prepare the fields for
sharecropping. Thats what Detroit is doing...fuck they're bulldozing
down the whole city so Danny Boy can go farming again.

People, I think Dustbin Penner

hungryl...@mailnew.com (HungryLion) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:28:06 UT

doesn't wanna be here again. The dude's like got 5 goals in his last
35 game or something. But don't worry, the idiots think Taylor Hawl
is gonna love this fucking dunghole.

People, Greece is dead

hungryl...@mailnew.com (HungryLion) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:25:46 UT

The home of the olympics. ROFLMAO. Don't worry, that shithead CEO
Furlong will get on the idiot box and tell the sheep that "Canada is
more united than ever, its just that Sydney is at a private party and
won't be attending the closing ceremonies"